Month: May 2026

  • Last Week on the DCP…

    Last Week on the DCP…

    This is probably going to be the last post for at least the next two weeks. We’re officially at the last week of my program, and my family is coming to do a couple of days at Disney and Universal before they take me back home with them, haha. Between all of the packing, last days at work, and 12-hour Disney and Universal days, something tells me I’m not going to have that much time to write. Even this post is probably going to be shorter than normal.

    The title of this post is “Last Week on the DCP…” and it’s kind of a double meaning. 

    The first is that it’s obviously my last week on the DCP. But it’s also like those voiceovers at the beginning of two-part TV show episodes where they say, “Last week on Abbott Elementary…” and then recap the previous episode so you’re updated for part two. 

    So, this blog post will be talking about my last normal week on the DCP…which was also last week. 

    So, here we go. 

    Last week, on the DCP…

    MONDAY

    I probably should have just started with Tuesday. Not much happened on Monday, besides the fact that I worked at the Christmas store and this time I did NOT lose my name tag after my shift (the last time I worked a Christmas shift was two weeks ago when I lost my name tag). Which is good because it would have been embarrassing to lose the backup one they gave me. 

    Also, today on the way to work, the bus got in the right turn lane and then made a left turn instead. At some point you just have to admire the audacity. 

    TUESDAY

    Tuesday will forever be known as the day that I took a picture with Mickey while dressed as Goofy, while also wearing a name tag that says “Chris.” 

    And I did it on the clock. (Because, believe it or not, this is not how I dress on my days off.) 

    I made the mistake of sending this picture to my family group chat, and now it’s up on my mom’s Facebook page. As she pointed out, I’m as tall as Mickey Mouse now. 

    Oh, also I got some cool shades: 

    WEDNESDAY 

    This was the day that I spent mostly on the phone, trying to get my family’s Disney tickets. One thing about me is that no matter how much I try to plan ahead and get things done early, somehow it always ends up becoming a time crunch situation, and everything gets done at the last minute. 

    In this case, I had been working a lot of hours in order to get the last set of tickets for the fam and had all the hours I needed by May 9th (like two weeks ago). But apparently whatever system counts the hours messed up and was showing that I had about 80 hours less than what was needed. 

    So, after one long phone call where I was redirected to about three different departments, with the last one saying they would have to email a 4th completely different department, I ended up getting an email with the tickets later that night. 

    Hallelujah. 

    THURSDAY

    Today, I got to go to one of the Special Engagements that Disney Programs offers. Every once in a while, Disney Programs brings a celebrity to come and talk to us CPs. Before this one, I’d been to two others: JoJo Siwa and John Stamos. 

    I don’t know if I could think of two more opposite people if I tried. 

    Anyway, this one was with Darren Criss, who is an actor, singer, songwriter, composer, etc. He was in Glee (which I’d never seen) and also many other shows and musicals and some Broadway shows. He was also in A Very Potter Musical, which is a deep cut, but it was the only thing that I knew him from, haha. I don’t even know if I’ve seen the whole thing, but I grew up seeing the clips online. 

    That’s another thing about me–as a middle school kid I didn’t have any social media, but I did have full access to YouTube. And used that access to watch almost exclusively Harry Potter videos. 

    Anyway, this session was actually really good and Criss had a lot of interesting things to say. He talked a little about growing up in California and then doing Broadway in NYC. Whenever people talk about growing up in California or New York or anywhere on the coasts, it really fascinates me because it’s so different from my experience growing up in rural Colorado.

    I only got one really bad photo from this one:

    Anyway, because of this session, I went home and started watching Glee. I’m a couple episodes in, and it’s definitely…dated. I’m not sure if I’m going to end up finishing the series but there is some great music! 

    FRIDAY

    Today I went to Gideon’s one last time. (For my non-Disney readers: Gideon’s is a bakeshop in Disney Springs.) Technically, I’ve only been there one other time, so I was really just there for the second time. I wasn’t originally planning on going either, but I was in Disney Springs because…my new name tag was ready! 

    I decided to grab lunch, go get Gideon’s, and then get my name tag. It was about 100 degrees outside, and the line for Gideon’s was pretty long, but I needed to build up my heat tolerance for the rope-drop-to-close days I have coming up anyway. 

    My family thinks they’re excited for the Florida heat. It’s been cold in Colorado lately, and it snowed pretty recently, actually. Basically, they’re switching from cold and rainy to hot and rainy. Not a great trade-off in my opinion. We’ll see if they survive. 

    After I got lunch and waited 30 minutes for my cookie,

    Chocolate chips with a side of cookie

    I finally got my nametag: 

    War is over

    I timed it so that I would be picking up my name tag right before the bus arrived. Unfortunately, the bus was 30 minutes late, and I ended up standing outside in the insane heat for a lot longer than I had planned. For some reason, waiting outside in 95 degrees to get on the bus is less fun than waiting outside in 95 degrees to get on Tiana’s Bayou. 

    The bus did eventually come, and on the way back, it cut off a car in traffic. A few seconds later, the car sped past us and flipped the bus driver off. 

    This all happened after we were off Disney property, of course. That would never happen in the most magical place on earth… 

    SATURDAY

    And that brings us to today. I have spent most of the day packing up my stuff. This is my last day off before my family gets here! I’m super excited to show them around the parks again, even though we just had a Disney vacation last year lol. We’re also doing some days at Universal afterwards, which will be fun. 

    But first, I have to pack all of my stuff, most of which are things I have acquired since being on my program. For example:

    My pins. I managed to collect one complete series, and no, not one of the limited-edition ones. Just the regular open-edition princesses. Plus some other fun ones like scenes from Runaway Railway (my favorite ride), a skyliner pin from when I did my staycation at the Art of Animation resort (the pre-blog days), and a pin from my time as a FOTA cast member.

    Despite having acquired a lot of stuff, I did get most of my packing done, and I rewarded myself at the end with this new drink from starbucks: 

    It wasn’t that great, but it’s very photogenic. 

    Like I said at the beginning of this post, this will probably be the last post for the next two-ish weeks. However, I already have my next few posts planned, so here’s what you can look forward to: 

    1. A post about my complete experience on the Disney College Program–the highs, the lows, and the buffalos
    2. A post about my family’s disney/universal trip–because I’m sure interesting things will happen 
    3. A post about books, specifically about fiction–because I can only go so long without talking about writing 

    I’m sure you’re on the edge of your seat. 

    Well, that’s all for now. 

    See ya real soon! 

    So long, Disney Springs

    P.S. Just as I was finishing up editing this post, I get this little notification from WordPress:

    Thanks, WordPress. Really. It means a lot.

    And…yeah, it’s still not right.

  • It’s the Final Countdown

    It’s the Final Countdown

    It’s officially been one month since I’ve started (consistently) blogging. And now that I have more than three posts up, I’ve begun to notice a pattern, which is basically that I write about two things: minor life updates and various media opinions. 

    Well, the last two weeks have been about movies and TV, so I figured today I would give everyone a break from my Star Wars takes and instead make this a life update post. And, unlike last week, I do actually have updates now. 

    The main thing is that my Disney College Program is almost over. I’m planning on making a post about my complete experience on the program, so look forward to that. But for now, we’ll stick to recent events. 

    Now that I only have three weeks left on my program (it will be two by the time I post this), I’ve started to actually think about life post-program, which includes everything from trying to find a job to trying to fit [redacted] amount of merch in the one suitcase and one carry-on I brought with me in August. 

    These are both equally difficult and impossible struggles. And yet, I persevere. 

    In the midst of my program ending, I’m still trying to squeeze as many experiences into these last few weeks as I can. And experiences I have gotten indeed, both planned and unplanned. So, here’s a list of four things that have happened to me in the past week-ish. 

    1. I earned my Master’s Mouseter’s 🐭

    The Disney College Program is often described as a split between earning and learning. Basically, you are both working at Disney World (earning), but also have the opportunity to take a wide variety of classes (learning) that range from Disney Heritage to Improv. Through gaining a certain number of learning hours or taking certain classes/multi-week series, DCP participants are eligible for different “certificates” such as a Mouseter’s, a Daisy Degree, a Ducktorate, Goofy Graduate, all the way up to Sorcerer’s List for over 200 learning hours. 

    There are some people who do the DCP while also being a full-time college student. There are some who do the DCP and get over 200 learning hours from Disney. There are some that do both. I do not know how these people function. 

    I’ve taken a few Disney classes here and there (you may remember the Improv class), and they’ve all been great. As a storytelling company, Disney offered many classes that aligned with my interests, such as a class where we got to listen to a panel of show writers. I also signed up for a multi-week series called “The Magic of Storytelling,” and this was how I got my Mouseter’s. 

    Basically, I just showed up for each class and that was the only requirement, haha. But it was a really interesting class. There were many guest speakers with super cool jobs that were fascinating to hear about, and it really expanded my knowledge of the creative careers that are out there. 

    This series wasn’t really academic; it was more of an exploration of how Disney uses different storytelling methods in all of their media and parks. Something that I realized when I started my in program was that while I was very familiar with Disney’s storytelling in their films/the Pixar formula, I was less familiar with the storytelling in the Disney parks. In this class we learned a lot about how imagineers and storytellers use theming and forced perspective to immerse guests in each “land.” It was also interesting to hear how they translated many lands and attractions for the international parks. 

    So anyway, now I’m trying to figure out how to include a “Mouseter’s” degree on my resume…more to come. 

    Now, this class isn’t the only learning I’ve gotten to experience recently…

    1. I got a backstage tour of Animal Kingdom’s Kilimanjaro Safaris
    The tour group; I’m in the back

    Continuing on with the learning theme, another fun opportunity that the college program offers is backstage tours of almost every attraction in the parks. Sign-ups for these tours drop randomly, and they can only take 20-ish people on each one (and there’s like 10,000 DCP participants) so they’re really hard to get into. I’ve been trying since I got here in August and had basically given up on ever getting to do one, but then one day I opened the app and Kilimanajaro Safaris was open! It’s one of my favorite attractions, so I signed up immediately. 

    Now, this whole day was very cool but also kind of a fever dream. First of all, the bus that took us to Animal Kingdom had a barely functioning AC. Now, this was not an ideal situation for a bus ride in Florida summer, but it was really early in the morning, and the sun wasn’t at full force yet. Eventually we made it to Animal Kingdom, a little sweaty but still mostly in high spirits. 

    The tour was scheduled to start at 8:30 in the morning, so it was early, but not too bad. Most of these tours start at like 5:30 in the morning. Which is, like, when I go to bed sometimes. 

    Anyway, we showed up at 8:30am and found out that somehow, someone had messed up the times, and the tour was actually supposed to start at 7:30am. Our guide didn’t seem too concerned about it though; he ended up just giving us a more truncated version of the experience. 

    It was still really cool! We got to learn a lot about the history of the Africa section of Animal Kingdom and found all of the hidden Mickeys, of course. After that, we got to go on the safari trucks and get a look at the backstage areas of the safari, including a giant field where all of the food for the animals is grown. It is bigger than the entirety of the Magic Kingdom. 

    And of course we got to see the animals as well. 

    Now, once the tour was over, we all headed back to the bus stop. And lo and behold, what bus was waiting for us but the same one we had taken in the morning. Except now, it was almost noon. The sun was fully out, and it was 90-something degrees. 

    As the bus pulled up, a bunch of sweaty cast members piled out. One guy said something along the lines of: “I opened all the windows for you guys; it’s terrible in there.” 

    Sure enough, we walked onto the bus, and there was no AC at all. 

    The bus ride home was hot. I don’t think I’ve ever been more uncomfortable in my life. If the windows hadn’t been opened, I don’t think we would have made it back. 

    But we did, and as soon as I got into my apartment I collapsed onto the couch and stayed horizontal for many hours, until I left for my shift later that evening. 

    That night, I didn’t get back to my apartment until after midnight, and ended up sleeping until 2pm the next day. 

    Good times. 

    1. I got a new identity 

    Which is just a clickbait-y way of saying I lost my name tag. And unfortunately, I was not wise enough to listen to the advice of the seasoned cast members who told me to get more than one name tag at the beginning of my program. In my defense, my one name tag survived to almost the end of my program! 

    I had to go and get a loaner tag, and so now I have a new identity for the next week: 

    Nice to meet you everyone, I’m Chris from Orlando

    The funny thing about wearing a name tag that does not have your real name on it is that most of the time, you aren’t thinking about it at all, until a guest says, “Thanks Chris!” after you check them out at the register. 

    And then you get to have a whole identity crisis because now there are real people walking around in the real world thinking they just interacted with someone named Chris. And you don’t feel like a Chris but that person seemed to accept that your name was Chris, no questions asked. And so you go about the rest of your day, catching glimpses of yourself in windows and mirrors with “Chris” pinned right above your heart…some people would lose their head if it wasn’t attached; I would apparently lose my identity if it wasn’t pinned to my shirt. 

    Anyway, my new name tag comes in a week–just in time for the end of my program–and thank goodness because any longer and I might have had to write a post about names and identity, and that just sounds like a lot of work and research.

    And it would’ve probably given me flashbacks to certain EU chapels…

    1. Everything AND the kitchen sink

    As my program comes to an end, I’ve been trying to check a bunch of “bucket list” items off my list. It’s mostly different foods, and I finally got the orange milkshake I’ve been eyeing for the last few weeks: 

    Orange shake, hallelujah

    It’s the most orangest orange thing I’ve ever had (those who know me know I can’t describe flavors). And it is perfection. My favorite milkshake in the parks used to be the chocolate shake at Auntie Gravity’s in Magic Kingdom, but this is the new #1. 

    This shake was part of my last visit to EPCOT’s Flower and Garden festival, which was also on my bucket list. I think out of all the festivals, it ranks 3rd. Food and Wine is 2nd, and Festival of the Arts is officially my favorite. But I’m definitely not biased from working there or anything… 

    Anyway, Flower and Garden is also cool. They definitely have better food than FOTA, for what it’s worth. Besides the orange shake, I also tried a mango bubble tea and poke bowl that were both delicious. 

    And, in the midst of all the resort hopping, park days, (and mostly food sampling), I also conquered one more bucket list item: 

    Behold: the Kitchen Sink

    My roommates and I went to Beaches and Cream and got the famous “Kitchen Sink.” Eight scoops of ice cream, every topping, and a whole can of whipped cream. 

    Just an FYI, when you do this, they turn on siren lights in the restaurant and then the cast members loudly announce that you have decided to try to eat the entire kitchen sink.  

    And I am pleased to report: we did, in fact, finish the whole thing 💪

    Good soup 😋

    Anyway, I hope you’ve enjoyed this little life update! I’ve had a lot of fun during these last weeks of my program, but it has also been very chaotic. Re: the procrastination, my time spent on this blog is starting to look like one of those vague graphs with a scary downward slope: 

    I would have made my own graph but I am drafting this at 3am

    Maybe one day I’ll have more free time, but for now, you’ll have to make do with the ramblings of a sleep-deprived Disney College Program cast member. Lucky you 🙂 

    P.S. One more last-minute non-update: I saw a bunch of people posting those Spotify “party of the years” things, so I decided to check it out. Big mistake. If anyone wants to know what the first song I ever streamed was–too bad. I’m going to the grave with that information. 

    If you really want to know, the lowest offer I’ll accept is coincidentally the same number as the remainder of my student loans.

  • The Film-ification of TV

    The Film-ification of TV

    Every week, when I’m deciding what to write, I look at my calendar and my photos to see if anything significant has happened recently. Well, this is what my calendar for the past week looked like: 

    Crickets, crickets…*cue tumbleweed*

    And, besides a couple shots of the EPCOT ball (and the screenshot I just took of my empty calendar), my Google Photos is also looking pretty bleak. 

    Editor’s Note (which–still me; Im the editor): I *did* just complete a few Disney Programs classes and earn my Mouseter’s; however, at the time of my beginning to write this post, this was not yet the case.

    So, with no major life events to blog about, I turn to my current obsessions and see if there’s anything interesting about them. 

    Now, anyone who knows me knows I love TV shows. I’m always watching a show. Actually, I saw this stand-up special recently where the comic made a joke about how when her life flashes before her eyes, it’s going to be a reel of all of the TV series she’s watched. I’ve never felt so seen. And convicted. 

    Anway, I love TV shows, but it’s currently a hard time to be a TV fan. TV series have changed a lot recently. Because of streaming, weekly sitcoms are slowly fading out. In its place are TV dramas that release 10 episodes, each an hour long, all at once exclusively on one subscription streaming platform that costs $15 plus tax (your soul) every month. 

    A lot of my favorite series are from the 2010s era (think Modern Family, Parks and Rec, Big Bang Theory, etc.), but I didn’t watch them as they were coming out, since I was but a child at the time. I think it would have been really cool to be watching TV during a time when there were multiple shows with new episodes coming out every week. 

    It’s still somewhat around today; Abbott Elementary is one of my favorite sitcoms that releases weekly. But overall, weekly storytelling is something that is slowly slipping away from popular culture. Which is sad because serial storytelling has historically been an important part of the human experience. 

    Lately, I’ve seen many complaints about how TV shows are just 7-hour movies now or that we don’t have “filler episodes” anymore. And, like, if you take those two statements without really thinking about them much, you might just say, “Ok…so?”

    I mean, what’s the difference between ten 45-minute episodes and twenty-two 20-minute episodes? They both average out to about 7.5 hours of content. And if there’s no filler episodes, that means less time is being wasted, right? Right?? 

    No, not right. 

    There’s a lot more to consider when talking about how TV has changed, and when people complain about the length of episodes or the fact that there’s no more filler episodes, there’s a lot more beneath that. 

    Weekly storytelling has been a thing for, well, forever. Even before there were TV shows, there were short stories, periodicals, weekly comic strips, radio shows, etc. And because of the nature of having to produce something every week, not every episode/edition/article had the same “level” of storytelling, hence: filler episodes. 

    In the olden days, people used to complain about filler episodes because they did not further the overarching plot of the season. However, when these episodes went away, it became clear that they actually served other important purposes, such as furthering character development and continuing the worldbuilding of the show. Having episodes come out every week also gave people something to talk about that was kind of one step above small talk: “Oh, did you see the new episode of xyz show?” 

    So what’s happened now? Well, streaming, basically. Its created a phenomenon that I like to call the “Film-ification” of TV, and the “TV-ification” of film. Basically, TV shows and movies have switched places. 

    What do I mean? I’ll try my best to explain. 

    We’ll start with TV shows turning into movies. 

    Before streaming, movies were a bigger deal than TV shows. When you went to see a Marvel movie, you probably expected it to be “higher” quality than whatever workplace sitcom was currently airing. A TV show was something to keep people entertained for 20 minutes when they turned on the TV at home, a film was a “work of art”–something that would shape the culture and conversation for the foreseeable future. 

    However, with the introduction of streaming, that all began to change. 

    Introducing: the limited series. 

    Suddenly, big studios were releasing big budget TV dramas that had film-style production value. These shows were anywhere from 6-10 episodes, 45-60 minutes per episode. This is different from the classic TV dramas, which were also 45 minutes, but there were still 20-24 episodes per season (think medical dramas/police procedurals). 

    At first, these shows were very popular. Marvel really capitalized on it, releasing many limited series such as WandaVision, Loki, Hawkeye…basically every character that didn’t have a movie yet got a series instead. 

    The problem with this format, however, was that once the series ended, everyone wanted a season two, because that’s usually how TV shows work. However, these shows weren’t intended to operate like traditional TV. They were a one-time thing, a limited release. Like a movie. 

    Still, the format worked for a while. Audiences were engaged with the shows, and because the shows were being released by such popular studios, they were getting a lot of views, a lot of attention on social media, and thus were regarded as wildly successful. The pros of a limited series were that you could make a 10-hour story and not have to shave it down to two hours because a theatrical release was no longer necessary. Everyone could just watch it at home on their own time. 

    So, the goal of TV became not to tell a story over an extended period of time, but instead to capture the audience’s attention for a specific point in time, and get them to talk about whatever was currently releasing as much as possible before they moved onto the next thing. 

    Another way these limited series became like films is that there was one plotline throughout the entire series. Because of this, the plot felt very drawn out, and character growth was minimal. 

    So, this combination of plots being drawn out while simultaneously feeling too short without multiple seasons created feelings of dissatisfaction among fans. 

    And now, because every company has their own streaming service, there are a thousand limited series, and none of them are connected to each other, and it is literally impossible to watch/care about all of them. 

    AND, even further, now that the production value of these series has increased, many series do not get a next season until many years later (*cough cough* Stranger Things *cough cough*). And everyone forgets what happened previously. 

    Ok, so to recap: TV shows have turned into movies by upping the production value, drawing out the plot, and releasing all episodes at once, for one time only…until 5 years later when you get “Season 2.” That is the Film-ification of TV: releasing what is basically one movie, just broken up into 6-10 parts.  

    But now, another, kind of strange, phenomenon has emerged, and that is the TV-ification of Film. How does this work, you may ask? Well, it basically boils down to two things: 

    1. Sequels, Sequels, Sequels
    2. Everything is One Big Series

    We’ll start with point number one. Literally every movie in existence has a sequel, or multiple sequels by now. A common criticism of Disney/Pixar/Marvel etc. is that they are releasing more sequels than original stories. Not only is making a sequel of a popular movie likely to make more money, it’s also significantly easier to work on a story with a world and characters that you already know. There’s also less pressure to convince the audience to watch movies; if they liked the first one, they’re going to want to see the second one. So now, we have film franchises that have more sequels than TV shows have seasons, and it used to be the other way around. 

    Okay, now point two: everything is one big series. I’m specifically thinking of Marvel for this one. Basically, there are, like, a thousand Marvel movies. And they’re not all sequels (although I think we’re on the…5th…Spider-Man movie??), but they all exist in the same universe, and each movie is critical to understanding the storyline. 

    This has made it pretty much impossible for people to be introduced to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They look at the list of 35+ movies now that are all connected (plus the limited series because yeah, those are canon too), and it’s overwhelming. Even as someone who loves the Avengers films, I find it hard to convince myself to keep watching the movies as they come out. The plot is too complicated now, and I don’t have time to go back and watch the previous 100 hours every time something new comes out. 

    I mentioned in my last post that my sisters and I got introduced to all the major “nerdy” franchises (Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Marvel) by watching them as a family as each of us became “of age.” So like, first my parents watched those series with me, then me and my parents watched them with Rachel, then all of us plus Rachel watched them with Sarah, then all of us plus Sarah watched them with Joanna and Bethany, etc.

    When Rachel and I were first watching the Marvel movies in 2019, there were 22 movies. Now there are 37 (almost 38) to show Joanna and Bethany as of 2026. That’s 15 movies in seven years; more than two per year. 

    And so, you can see that TV series and films have switched. Instead of getting a season of TV every year and a sequel film every few years, now we get multiple sequel films per year, and one season of TV every three-ish years. Because it’s quicker to release two hours of content (one movie) than ten hours (one limited series). 

    Now, all is not lost. Despite the major film/tv studios following this new trend, there are still good standalone films being released and good TV shows being developed. One of my favorites that I mentioned earlier is Abbott Elementary. This is one of the only examples of a classic sitcom that is still being released currently. There are five seasons, 20-ish episodes in each season, and a new season comes out every year. (It’s been renewed for a Season 6–I’m so excited.) 

    Another cool series that was released recently was the second season of a show called Jury Duty. If you haven’t watched this show before, I highly recommend it. The premise is basically “What if we made a sitcom, and everyone was an actor except for one person?”

    The first season was about an eccentric group of people on a jury. Everyone was an actor except for one guy, who thought everything that was happening was real. The second season was about a company retreat with the same premise: one person thought that the company was real, but everyone involved was an actor. Both seasons are filled with wild and comical circumstances that could only happen in a TV show, but the actors are so good and the scenarios are developed so convincingly that the regular guy of each season fully buys into it. They also managed to find the most genuine guys you can think of, and they both became the “hero” of the show by the end of their respective seasons. 

    It’s a really cool series, and even though it’s not a classic sitcom, and there were multiple years between Seasons One and Two, it still managed to capture audiences and be a major topic of discussion for a minute. It’s kind of surprising that a show like that can be made now, especially when you think about how easily just having a cellphone could derail a whole show like that. But somehow it still worked, and it was incredible to watch. 

    So anyway, now that I’ve nerded out about TV shows for a hot minute, I’ll get to the point. I feel like one of the problems streaming has presented is everything is getting made with the standard of perfection. Now that TV episodes aren’t being released every week, the pressure is on to make something literally perfect because otherwise it won’t be worth the five years the audience had to wait to watch it. The only problem is, there’s almost nothing that is actually worth multiple years of waiting to see. Sure, there are some exceptions, but overall, not every piece of media should be intended to be a “masterpiece.” 

    Sometimes, the best compliment you can give a piece of content, whether it’s a TV show, movie, book, podcast, etc. is that it kept you entertained. If you were able to get into the story, or buy into the world, to the point where you forgot you were watching a show and instead were fully invested in what was happening, that’s a success. And sometimes that means tuning in to watch your favorite characters in a workplace comedy every week, and sometimes it means going to a movie theater to see something new. 

    Not every form of media is intended to be the same; that’s why there are so many! Every story should be told in the format that best serves the story, not the format that the industry expects. (Maybe next time I’ll talk about how every podcast has a visual element to it now…) 

    The content that will become timeless is the content that changes the game, and you can’t change the game by conforming to industry standards. 

    The only way to begin is by beginning.

    So. 

    I hope you’ve enjoyed me nerding out (and borderline ranting) about movies and TV shows for six pages. But actually, that’s kind of why I created this blog–because I was starting to get into this mindset where everything I wrote had to be perfect, and so I wasn’t writing anything. And that’s the beautiful thing about blogs: they’re not supposed to be perfect, and more importantly, no one blogs anymore! There’s no expectations, and I can talk about whatever I want 😎

    Anyway, maybe one day movies will go back to being movies, and TV will go back to being TV. But for now, I guess I’ll start on my 4th rewatch of Clone Wars (Lucasfilm Animation knows how to make a TV show) until something else catches my attention. 

  • May the Fourth Be with You

    May the Fourth Be with You

    Since the dawn of time (c. 1977) Star Wars fans have been known as the most opinionated humans on the planet. Truly, there’s nothing that brings the Star Wars community together like a good debate. There are so many different topics: who shot first, what order to watch the films in, why are all the main characters human, who has the worst “sci-fi” name… (I’m looking at you, “Count Dooku.”)

    It’s a tale as old as time. 

    Now, every Star Wars fan also has one hot take that they will defend with their life. For example, here’s mine:  

    The Star Wars Prequels are Objectively Better than the Original Trilogy

    This is a hill I will die on, and honestly, it’s…probably a pretty nice hill to die on, all things considered. 

    Probably not too crowded, nice views, etc. 

    Now, because of many factors (mainly TikTok edits) this opinion isn’t such a hot take anymore. I can’t begin to tell you how many people have told me they want to watch the prequels because of seeing an AnakinxPadme (of all the couples…) edit on TikTok. A win is a win, I guess. 

    Anyway, when I was first planning this blog post, it was going to be more of a persuasive piece about why the prequel trilogy is better than the originals. But then I realized I would have to watch all the Star Wars movies again and do a bunch of research and, well, it’s Saturday, and I’m posting this on Monday.

    So, instead, because it’s May the 4th, I’ve decided to dedicate this blog post to the Star Wars Prequels: why they are awesome and why I, personally, love them. 

    Ok! Here we go! 

    Reason Number One why I love the Star Wars prequels:

    Anakin Skywalker.

    Anakin is the best (Skywalker) main character out of all the trilogies (between Anakin, Luke, and Rey). We actually get his whole story, from when he was a child, to becoming a Jedi, to (spoilers, I guess, if you’ve lived under a rock) becoming Darth Vader. And, we even see him get redeemed in the OG trilogy (or the tril-OG, as I like to refer to it). 

    Anakin is more relatable than Luke. Luke is your classic “good guy” character. He always does the right thing, is willing to make the sacrifice, and successfully defeats and redeems the “bad guy.” I think a lot of people like the idea of “being” Luke, or the “good guy.” We like to think that we’re always going to make the right choices and take the moral “high ground,” (hehe) so to speak. 

    Anakin, however, wavers. He starts out as a “good guy.” In the first movie, he’s a cute kid who cares about his mom and wants to become a Jedi to help protect her. But what’s interesting with Anakin is that instead of seeing him become the “hero” he was always meant to be, we see him fall into the traps of the Dark Side. Mwahaha. 

    In one of my writing classes, we learned that the difference between the protagonist (the main character/good guy) and the antagonist (the villain/bad guy) is that they are faced with the exact same choice, they just make the opposite decision. 

    When Luke learns about the Force, he learns that there is a “light side” and a “dark side.” He can either use the Force to help others or just help himself. Luke chooses the light side, chooses to help others, and joins the Rebellion to free the galaxy from the Empire. 

    When Anakin discovers he can use the Force, he’s told he is the subject of the prophecy and that he can “bring balance” to the Force. Instead, he chooses to use his power to protect himself and himself only (and still ultimately destroys himself…very Voldemort-coded). 

    When faced with ultimate power, Luke and Anakin are presented with the same choice: selfishness or selflessness. And as much as we would like to think that we would choose to save the galaxy, I think we can all identify a little bit with Anakin’s self-interest. And seeing his descent into becoming a Sith is more real because we can see all the tiny choices that lead up to it. We’re forced to admit that the line between “light side” and “dark side” is thinner than we’d like it to be. 

    Reason Number Two why I love the prequels: The Story 

    My number one complaint about the tril-OG is that it is So. Slow. There’s like, an extended scene in every movie that is either unnecessarily long or has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. Think the ice storm scene…and that time where they have to escape a giant sand monster…

    Runners Up include Yoda training Luke, and every scene with Jabba the Hutt. I fall asleep during these parts every time my family watches these movies, which is usually when we’re introducing them to one of my younger sisters.

    (Side note–my family treats the viewing of all major fandom movies or TV shows like rites of passage. Once you come of age, you must watch Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and the Marvel movies. My youngest sister, Bethany, is now 11, and so far we’ve gotten her through Star Trek and Harry Potter, and apparently now she’s on Phase Three: Star Wars. She’s becoming a nerd, just like her sister before her, and her sister before her, and her sister before her, and her sister–)

    Anyway, I will admit that the prequels do have one, one unbearable plotline, and that is the pod race from The Phantom Menace. The only thing that saves this storyline is that there are actually some stakes and, like, a reason why Anakin has to win the race. 

    Otherwise, the prequels actually have a pretty tight story. Unlike with the tril-OG, there’s an actual plan for the ending of the prequels: Anakin becomes Darth Vader. And the process of seeing him slowly slip into the Dark Side, even though you know it’s coming, is actually very compelling. Every time I watch the prequels, I think, “Maybe this time he won’t turn evil.” 

    So far, this hasn’t worked, but I’ll keep hoping. 

    I usually despise prequels because it’s hard to see the point in a story where you already know the ending. But in this case, knowing the ending is part of what makes the story good. 

    Of course, there are other reasons why this story is good. Allow me to introduce you to my (and everyone’s) favorite character: 

    No, wait, not that guy–

    Yeahhh that guy. 

    Obi-Wan Kenobi. One half of the best friendship duo to ever grace the big screen. If there was a platonic version of “grumpyXsunshine,” it would be Anakin and Obi-Wan.

    Friendship duos are always my favorite character trope (Eugene and Lance from Tangled the Series, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Chris and Ben from Parks and Rec…the list goes on and on). But what I like about Anakin and Obi-Wan’s friendship is that we get to see it evolve from mentorship, to friendship, to brotherhood. So, when Anakin makes the ultimate betrayal, and Obi-Wan is forced to fight him and leave him for dead, we feel that pain.

    And, just another note on Obi-Wan, I also always love a character that can jump between being both intensely serious and also the comic relief. Because what do you mean the same character who says this: 

    is also incredible meme-able: 

    And now, for the final point of why the prequels are awesome, may I introduce you to the greatest love story ever told:

    Just kidding. Actually, this might be the weakest aspect of the series.

    I mean seriously, between Luke trying to date his sister and Anakin falling in love with someone twice his age, I can kind of understand why the Jedi aren’t allowed to get married/be in relationships. When it comes to love, the Skywalkers don’t have the best track record. 

    And as long as we’re talking about counterarguments, I do also have to bring up one more character: 

    Highly regarded as the most annoying character to ever appear in a feature film. However, I’d just like to argue that one annoying character is no reason to say that an entire trilogy is unwatchable. And, there’s absolutely no way he’s worse than this guy: 

    But meesa digress. 

    So…what’s the point of this blog post? Well, honestly, I think I just like talking about Star Wars, and there were favorable conditions for a Star Wars post (I needed an idea for a post…May the 4th was coming up…I really didn’t have a choice when you think about it).

    It’s like when there’s favorable weather for a tornado, but instead of a tornado watch there was a, like, fandom watch. Which is just as dangerous (you should always be alert on the major nerd holidays: Back to Hogwarts, First Contact Day, etc). 

    So, I guess all I’m trying to say is that the prequels are awesome, maybe even more awesome than the tril-OG, and if you like angsty characters, best bud friendship duos, problematic love interests, and also thoughtful and intellectual story themes, then you should definitely give these movies a chance. 

    Yes, I love the Star Wars prequels, and while I do like to joke and say that they’re “objectively” better than the Original Trilogy, I can admit that that’s probably not true. 

    However, there is one fandom, one series, that IS objectively better than the Original Star Wars Trilogy, even better than the Star Wars PREQUELS: 

    Star Trek. 

    But that’s a post for another time. 

    Happy Star Wars Day. 
    May the 4th be with you Live Long and Prosper 🖖